WHERE are you Alejandro?
For those of you who have no idea who Alejandro is, he was the best macho dancer Metro Manila has ever seen. Thanks to his exceptionally different dancing style which never failed to wow the audience. He broke with the monotonous dance routine that many a Filipino male stripper was known for. He created his own choreography and, with his unique dancing ability, he launched himself as the stripper to watch out for. Patrons were not disappointed.
While others clung to Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On, Aerosmith’s I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing and Bon Jovi’s Bed of Roses and to famous local songs, he carefully chose his music material. He thought Alejandro and Poker Face by Lady Gaga were amazing and that dancing to such songs would make a difference, especially in terms of breaking the boredom that normally engulfed any local macho dancing bar after a few rounds of monotonous strip-dance performances. He was absolutely right. He was a performer in the real sense of the word. Many wished his counterparts were as skilled as he was but, of course, no two persons are alike.
Alejandro began at the now defunct Makisig Male Entertainment Bar on Timog Avenue in Quezon City, where he was a permanent fixture. At Makisig, which later metamorphosed into Matikas Entertainment Bar when it moved to less popular Roosevelt Road, also in Quezon City, he, then known by his initials AJ, started as a lean performer with absolutely no sexy physique to boast of in the first place. What he lacked in a macho image, he made up for in his superb dancing skills, which gradually caught the attention of virtually all strip club patrons.
“He was simply different from the rest,” averred one satisfied patron. “I love him,” declared another equally satisfied regular bar guest.
From Makisig, he moved to the then more popular Adonis Macho Dancer Bar, also on Timog Avenue, where he eventually became one of the most in-demand male performers and one of the most sought-after table-companions. It was here where people witnessed his transformation, that of a macho guy who became even more daring. In between strip dancing, he also tried his luck at modeling, which made him even more famous, especially among the strip club-going members of the pink community.
The Gonogran rejoiced when, on two occasions, he watched the twenty-something macho dancer-freelance model danced to Nicki Minaj’es Starships. Boy oh boy, was he absolutely amazing! Dancing just came so natural to him. The former tried desperately to table him but he was always unavailable. He had been reserved, or rather booked, by more moneyed patrons. Poor Gonogran.
Eventually he left Adonis Bar for nearby Club Mankind, another of Quezon City’s most expensive macho dancer bars, where he became the most popular dancer. He was a mainstay at this establishment, where he bagged the major awards at different in-house competitions, until one day when regular customers would no longer see him perform on stage, not even his shadow. Which made his fans ask this question: Where are you Alejandro?
Perhaps he is still around. We just have to look for him.
(For the Gonogran)
IT’S the first week of October, a monsoon month in this tropical region, and a “ber” month in the country known for holding the longest Yuletide celebration beginning with September and ending on Epiphany Day. I have been agonizing on what interesting topic to tackle for this week but have not been successful as yet. However, just this morning I overheard a smartly dressed woman at the table behind me in an eatery comment on her Saturday night visit to a macho dancer bar (as how a male strip club in the Philippine Islands should be called). I thought this might be a “good” thing to talk about, even for the time being, since, for many a macho dancer club patron, this subject is relatable. Who amongst the regular strip club guests has met and tabled* a “macho dancer” who was not “macho” at all?
“I thought they were macho,” the disappointed woman lamented to her female companion. The blunt remark drove home the point, piercing the manager’s heart, rather figuratively, and certainly offending, if not, putting the non-macho strippers, to shame, particularly the performer who joined her at her table and spent a good thirty minutes with her. She couldn’t be faulted for her disappointment nor could we blame her for her desire to see and spend time with a macho stripper. After all, she was in what was supposed to be a macho dancer club, whose nature of business clearly suggested she, or any other patron for that matter, could watch macho men perform on stage, to the satisfaction of the customers. She was hoping to see Chippendale-type entertainers, if you will. The strip bar let her down during that late night visit, in the process losing a good paying client whose bad experience could very well spell doom for the establishment. We all know how word-of-mouth works.
What does macho mean? Let’s quote authoritative Merriam-Webster on this: macho (mä-chō) means having or showing qualities (such as very noticeable strength and aggression) that agree with traditional ideas about what men are like : manly or masculine in a very noticeable or exaggerated way (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/macho). This seems vague from a local islander’s perspective since he equates “macho” with “handsomeness” and “sexy physique,” which idea, of course, doesn’t come off as fair and acceptable. The dictionary’s explanation appears a bit incomprehensible to the average islanders, whose own definition of a macho man still appears more acceptable and clearer, at least in this part of the world, and almost all his kind subscribe to his idea of a macho man: muscled, handsome and sexually appealing. Which are the same qualities virtually all macho dancer club patrons look for in a stripper. Quite simply, we are talking about a hunk.
What is a macho dancer? A macho dancer is a straight stripping or non-stripping performer in a Philippine male strip club or male entertainment bar, popularly known as a macho dancer bar and famously miscalled “gay bar” even by the locals, and is supposed to be good-looking (which concept is variable) and gym-toned. Macho means you are straight as an arrow because your workplace caters to a different breed of homosexual men, who are actually looking for heterosexual performers, and to female patrons including matrons. The idea of having openly out but straight-acting, straight-talking, and straight-looking gay men as strippers does not sit well with strip bar owners and managers, most of whom are virtually transvestites who prefer real guys for strippers or for non-stripping dancers.
A visit to a local macho dancer bar, however, proves that not all male dancers are macho and handsome or cute. Yes, there are macho, that is, from a local’s viewpoint, “half-macho” (whatever that means), lean guys who are not toned, stocky chaps, as well as chubby performers. The non-macho men may not be hunky but they are still classified as “macho dancers” by virtue of their job as macho dancer bar performers. They might not be hunky on the day they were hired, but they would eventually transform into beautiful swans in the next several weeks, because their envy of their macho counterparts’ sexy physique would push them to hit the gym. Here, the terms “macho” and “hunky” are used interchangeably, because locals think they mean the same way.
But then her companion countered with this thought-provoking quip: “It does not matter if he isn’t macho as along as he can talk about anything.” As to this utterance, I subconsciously wish I could table* a stripper, macho or not, who could also talk about the situation in Juba or East Ukraine, the current Greek economy, the Chinese mainland stand on the present university student-spearheaded protest in Hong Kong, the Catalonia independence referendum, the plight of the Kalash people, the ISIS threats, the Ebola outbreak, or the beauty of nudity, as much as he could lament about the poverty that has driven him to work as a macho dancer. A stripper like this might set me back 15,000 Pesos (US$350) but it would be worth my time and dough.
(For the Gonogran)
The author does not own the images featured in this article. Photo credits: Michael Stokes, Rick Day, and rap.genious.com.
*table – a local strip club parlance meaning to get a dancer to join you at your table.
HUNDREDS of thousands of foreign tourists visit the Philippine Islands, braving the dangers that await them the very moment they disembark from the aircraft. A small percentage of these aliens have the luxury of time to visit a few male entertainment clubs, more commonly called macho dancer bars. Male strip bars closest to the infamous Philippine International Airport draw the bulk of these potential customers.
Since macho dancer clubs do not discriminate on the basis of one’s sex or gender orientation, one sees even straight-as-an-arrow South Korean men unwinding with their female compatriots inside such establishments. Some South Korean women visit such popular clubs as White Bird Male Entertainment Bar in Parañaque City and Solution in Pasay City and their male compatriots are there, understandably, to keep them company. Locals, however, are quick to label these men as members of the “pink brigade” by virtue of their presence in places built to cater to homosexual men.
Besides East Asians, there is also a sprinkling of white Caucasian men in some other establishments of the straight-go-go-boy variety.
The presence of these foreign customers only reinforces the long-held twisted view among virtually all islanders that foreigners are moneyed and should be taken advantage of. It’s a pity foreigners are stereotyped as such and are considered walking automatic teller machines and are at the mercy of the opportunistic locals. Most of these straight go-go boys are, by nature, materialistic and, as such, they are hell-bent on coveting the latest electronic gadgets available in the market and other cool stuff. The sight of foreigners in strip clubs only emboldens these people to dupe these travelers, all in the name of money.
Foreign guests feel exploited and deceived because they are not getting what they are paying for. You may be wondering what I’m talking about here. Issues ranging from small gratuities, lousy shows and expensive drinks to poor conversational skills among many performers are amongst the items I am tackling here. It’s safe to say then that a culture of deception does exist in this part of the world, which deplorable culture the locals are quick to deny. It’s better to deny than accept the truth because the truth does hurt, literally and figuratively. Clearly, there are people who were born with no sense of shame.
It’s no surprise then that many foreigners consider these islanders “gold diggers” or “dough suckers”, which is a sweeping generalization which, of course, is incorrect and unfair. But you can’t blame people from other countries for thinking or believing this way. There are islanders, like yours truly, who resent this generalization, but it simply is difficult to change one’s perception of people from other cultures. The good apples are damaged by the presence of the rotten ones – if you know what I mean.
That’s why foreigners with a penchant for male strip clubs should take pains to avoid the Philippine’s male strip clubs.
SOMEONE told me about a new macho dancer bar in bustling Iloilo City in the Central Philippine Islands Region and its name is One Place Entertainment Bar, located on Dalan Jose Ma. Basa (Jose Ma. Basa Street). Of course, I have not been to that strip club nor have I visited the said city. I welcome comments from those who have visited this male entertainment club, which certainly is making a big name for itself, because your opinions about the place will help potential customers with their future visits to the bar.
Photo credit: OnePlace Entertainment Bar, Iloilo City